Kitchen :  Well, now that everything is finalized let us begin with the debate and yes mind you no unnecessary arguments and I don't want any in-disciplinary acts from anybody. Hope you will co-operate and be sportive enough. Start.
   
Fire : I would like to talk about water. I know everybody is surprised to learn that I have chosen my rival as my subject. Yes, though I have some amount of hatredness for water I must really appreciate some of the good qualities of her, but wait a minute water, don't get exited, I even have some not so appealing facts to talk about you. Let me first begin with brighter side of yours'. I must say you are just a no match lady for others for one of the finest property you own and that is your ability to take any shape and colour according to the context. Though you have a peculiar nature of not owning a particular shape and colour you never mind giving up these properties whenever you are put into any container. You readily change your shape as per the shape of the container and perfectly fit into it thus giving no chance for any dispute that may otherwise arise for lack of adjusting nature. And I must also say that you are intelligent enough, wondering why? I say this because you change your colour even faster than a chameleon does or rather I must say you pretend to do that, whereas a chameleon really does change colour you don't, do you? When in container the person who looks at you only feels that you have an acquired colour that of the container and just starts appreciating that you are too good to  adjust. But the fact is that you just make the observer feel that and escape from any dispute that may arise. 
      
Clock : I have something to say about both of you.

Fire : Please! I have not yet finished mine. Let me, OK.

Clock : Fine.

Fire : So what was I telling, oh! yes the colour. You know the best part of this nature of yours is that you make others happy by adjusting yourself and acting the way they want you. According to me you are the symbol of calmness. You just cool down everything on which you reside. Needless to tell, everybody is aware of my temper and it hardly takes any reason for my temper to be raised and when I loose my temper you are one who lend an helping hand and tries to cool me down. When you do this for me you even do not bother of the pain you have take take and the price you need to pay for this. You simply spread out like a blanket on me burning yourself and undergoing irreversible pain and damage to your body. I am well aware that some of your parts may be some times permanently lost as they cannot withstand the heat  and escape from your body as vapours. Once I cool down I realize how bad tempered I am and what it took for you to calm me down. I promise you something today that I'll never ever give up my short tempered nature? Jokes apart. I cannot help it as it is my basic nature and I cannot really give up for once I do that I'll never be known as fire from then on.
      
Clock : I need to tell something!

Fire : God help me! Clock you have really no patience. You just can wait for somebody to finish. You have your own set of rules and just don't feel the necessity to help  somebody really in need of you. You are simply opposite to water. She has tremendous adjusting nature and you want everybody else to adjust to you.  You keep on  moving your hands from number to number keeping yourself busy all the while. Look at you and you'll always show the time. Its truly said "Time and tide waits for none". Ok fine, continue,I have to adjust to you and there is no way out for me.

More to come.....